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So I have started this blog to document the trials and tribulations of a one-legged comic. Technology is being elusive though. I tried from my Kindle Fire to customize my page, but it won’t seem to let me do so. I guess I’ll have to get on the laptop…I am posting this, my first blog entry from my…









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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
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Respect My Authority!
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Screw you guys! I don’t wanna be in your crazy penis-chopping family!
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Okay, that does it. Y’all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!!
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Because, dumbass, monsters don’t eat big fat smelly bitches.
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Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison.
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